Senioritis

I never thought this would happen to me. The realization didn't occur to me that every senior would encounter such a rampant epidemic that no one could prevent themselves from being afflicted by. No vaccines, pills, or activities could deter my lack of ability to focus on my school work. My work ethic has quickly vitiated, and we have yet to encounter the end of a very long fall term. This sickness is not going away either but will only get worse for me. And I ask myself  'How did I get like this?' over and over until my head begins to spin and I pass out. I developed a list on how one might become afflicted with Senioritis. So here is how one gets this horrid disease.

1) Become a Senior
2) Enroll in the easiest courses you can take at HHS (elective PE, film, business math)
3) Take all regular classes
4) Save the money you earned from your summer job so that you can spend it all on Senior year adventures
5) Watch all the TV and movies you want
6) Get a Twitter account so that you can spend a mere two hours developing a good tweet about 1% of your followers will actually care about
7) Count down the days until you graduate and leave HHS
8) Worry about having fun during your senior year rather than actually learning anything
9) Follow the horrible advice of hip-hop sensation Drake by involving yourself in YOLO endangerments.

There you go. The crisis of Senioritis and how one contracts it in a nutshell. I'm hoping I can work harder in school since my grades will soon drop, but it's not like I won't graduate or go to college because I did poorly during one year. Overall, the epidemic, the crisis, and the nightmare of senioritis has already gotten the best of me, and I'm confident that I will not be the one to find the cure for it.